Naubos ang Toothpick

Donya: Inday bakit ang bilis maubos ng mga toothpick natin?!

Inday: Hindi ko po alam Ma’am kapag gumagamit naman ako binabalik ko

 

Sulat ni Inday

Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina.

“Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment ago; Junior has become an uncontrollable little monster! Remember when he accidentally fell and hit his head on the marble floor at home last week? A bloody mess that was!

This week, he was summoned by the principal of that shabbily run academy for smacking a classmate’s face! And the academe — what a pretentious bunch of baboons!

Oh dear, I never imagined being a governess can be a such an unbearable source of torturous aggravation.

Your daughter, Inday

Kinabukasan, sumagot ang tatay ni Inday.

Dear Inday, WALANGHIYA KA! MAGPADALA KA NG PERA! NASA OSPITAL ANG NANAY MO, DUMUGO ANG ILONG SA KAKABASA NG PESTENG SULAT MO! Nagmamahal, Tatay

 

Christmas Banat

Boy Banat: Parol ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bkit?
Boy Banat: Kase all these years ikaw pa rin ang nakasabit sa puso ko..

Boy Banat: anong gagawin mo this christmas?
Girl Banat: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?
Boy Banat: ganun pa rin..
..mamahalin ka.
yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!