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Sulat ni Inday

Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina.

“Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment ago; Junior has become an uncontrollable little monster! Remember when he accidentally fell and hit his head on the marble floor at home last week? A bloody mess that was!

This week, he was summoned by the principal of that shabbily run academy for smacking a classmate’s face! And the academe — what a pretentious bunch of baboons!

Oh dear, I never imagined being a governess can be a such an unbearable source of torturous aggravation.

Your daughter, Inday

Kinabukasan, sumagot ang tatay ni Inday.

Dear Inday, WALANGHIYA KA! MAGPADALA KA NG PERA! NASA OSPITAL ANG NANAY MO, DUMUGO ANG ILONG SA KAKABASA NG PESTENG SULAT MO! Nagmamahal, Tatay

 

Christmas Banat

Boy Banat: Parol ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bkit?
Boy Banat: Kase all these years ikaw pa rin ang nakasabit sa puso ko..

Boy Banat: anong gagawin mo this christmas?
Girl Banat: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?
Boy Banat: ganun pa rin..
..mamahalin ka.
yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!

 

Chismosa

  1. Kanina habang naglulunch ako..
  2. (May 2 tsismosang nag-uusap)
  3. Tsismosa 1: Oy, alam mo na ba yung kay Wally Bayola?
  4. Tsismosa 2: Narinig ko nga prang nasuspende sa Eat Bulaga, bakit daw ba?
  5. Tsismosa 1: Nako, eh pano ba naman may kumakalat na sex video!
  6. Tsismosa 2: Ha?! Talaga?? Sino kasama nya sa video?
  7. Tsismosa 1: Josh daw pangalan eh. Napanood na ng asawa ko yung video.
  8. Tsismosa 2: Josh? Lalake?? Sigurado ka? Eh diba may anak si Wally?
  9. Tsismosa 1: Oo, lalake! Confirmed. Bakla nga si Wally. Sabi na eh.
  10. ——-
  11. HAHAHA! Dami kong tawa sa dalawang tsismosa na yun..
  12. Mga tao talaga, ambilis mag-imbento ng mga bagay na hindi nman nila alam.